Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall (Author: Tom Attea)
Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims might ...
Hezbollah Stars In Middle East's First Polish Joke (Author: Tom Attea)
Talking about dying for dumbbells. Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, admitting he assured Lebanese government officials that kidnapping Israeli soldiers was the only way to gain ...
Hillary Clinton Loses Patience; Demands Own Resignation (Author: Tom Attea)
In a surprising turn of political morphing, Hillary Clinton announced that she has lost patience with herself and plans to demand her own resignation from the Senate. Fresh from her miscalculated ...
Hippo Rage - a humorous look at stress and anger today (Author: David Leonhardt, The Happy Guy)
(text of a mini-keynote speech by David Leonhardt, The Happy Guy,which brought down the house in Gatineau, Quebec, April 21, 2002)Has anybody here ever been stuck in traffic for a frustratingly ...
Hispanic Immigrants Demonstrate; "Illegal" Not In Spanish Dictionary (Author: Tom Attea)
Hispanic immigrants demonstrated by the thousands about what they claim is their right to become citizens of the land of the gringo.While we welcome the effort of everyone who wishes to become ...
Hitting The Fan (Author: Chris P Bohn)
In the past people have occasionally accused me of talking shit. But nobody can say I'm not serious about my subject. In fact you could say I have a Masters degree in coprology! In recent months I have ...
HO HO HO MEMO (Author: Theolonius McTavish)
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.HO HO HO MEMORANDUMTO: All employeesFROM: The ManagementDATE: December 2, 2004RE: Reducing ...
HOLIDAY IN HADES? (Author: Theolonius McTavish)
Copyright by Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.HOLIDAY IN HADES? -- Or, more about life in the nether world from Our Man in Hades --Who says things never change ...
Hollywood Horse Stories (Author: Stephen Schochet)
A recent Hollywood rumor was that Tobey Maguire injured his back during the making of Sea Biscuit doing horseback riding scenes, making him unable to star in the sequel to Spider-Man. Although it turned ...
Hollywood Humor: Cary Grant's Muffins (Author: Stephen Schochet)
In 1853 in Saratoga Springs, New York, American Indian Chef George Crum was preparing his specialty French fried potatoes in the upscale resort he was working at, when he received word that one of the ...
Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration in Baghdad (Author: Tom Attea)
As if the Bush administration didn't have enough troubles in Iraq, now there's been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes ...
Home Equity Planning Concept (Author: LifePro)
HOME EQUITY PLANNING TM Register for the next Home Equity Planning Seminar The Missed Fortune concept can seem daunting at first glance, ...
How a Head Cold Got Me Married (Author: Karen Cole-Peralta)
Now that I'm really settled down for bad or good, I can't help but reflect on my lengthy past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many bizarre, crazy, and benighted times I've misled myself ...
HOW D' YA LIKE THEM APPLES? (Author: Theolonius McTavish)
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? -- Or, things you might have said to Eve had she tricked you into eating the apple --Copyright by Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.There ...
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Spam! (Author: Chuck Smith)
Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and I (like many men) am in a state of near panic. Because I'm married, I need to come up with some kind of Valentine's Day gift for my wife that conveys the feelings ...
